Jan 23 2009
80/20 Bank Robbers & Astronauts
So this is going to be a short post, but I just wanted to share a couple quotes that I have found and fallen in love with. The first one is from the movie “Why Did I Get Married” by Tyler Perry. That movie is phenomanal on its own however this quote makes it that much better.
“When you get married, the most you can expect to get out of it is 80% of everything you want. When someone comes along and offers you that 20%, it looks really good to you because when you haven’t been getting any, it looks like everything. But if you leave that 80% for the 20%, then all you’re left with is the 20%”
The next quote is one I stumbled across on the internet and thoroughly enjoyed. Now dont get me wrong, I dont endorse bank robbers or any profession of the sort but the general idea of this quote is what I love. So often in childrens stories the child aspires to be a firefighter, or astronaut or a doctor. This quote basically states, whats wrong with aspiring to be a garbage man or a crime scene cleaner or well you get the gist of it.
“Ever since I was a kid I always knew Id be a bank robber, & laugh all you want ladies and gentleman, because you never did become that astronaut.”
& this last quote that I have really doesnt pertain to anything at all, it holds no value and does not have a moral, but its freaking hilarious.
“The cop pulled me over and asked me to walk a straight line, and this is where my boyfriends smart mouth would get me into trouble, but I sound proofed that trunk.”
Hahah I think that that is hilarious!